Tin men & women – those friendly, patriotic, business-savvy, and freedom-loving men and women of the UAW are here. Go with them now… Become part of their machine, lest they stomp you (as friendly, patriotically, and freedom-lovingly as possible) into Mechanically-Separated ‘Meat Product’. Oh, and thanks for the $50 BILLION loan… On Friday I speculated (yes, I ’speculate’ in public) as to why [...]
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President Obama’s Tax Cut for America’s Richest Citizens
February 17th, 2012 
MoosOfTheDay A story of horror. A story of wealth. A story of insider-trading and price-fixing. A story of a philosopy – and, a car… Yes, as surely as Carol Anne stares into the electric static glow of the unplugged (yet somehow strangely still ‘on’) television set – say it with me now, “They’re here…” And, they’re NOT going [...]
Eat Me Too…
February 16th, 2012 MoosOfTheDay Happy Birthday – Whoever You Are! No, this photo nothing to do with today’s post, but I woke this morning thinking of cake. And look, here it is… Last night around 10:30 I finished writing “Eat Me“. A tale of children, the USDA, mold-encrusted applesauce (fed to the children under the watchful eye of the [...]
Eat Me
February 15th, 2012 MoosOfTheDay Part 1: Eat our nuggets… Raeford, North Carolina, January 30, 2012 - A pre-schooler at West Hoke Elementary School did not eat the lunch her mother prepared for her. No big news here, right? Sometimes kids get picky. Sometimes kids get stubborn. Sometimes kids get Chicken Nuggets. Yeah, sometimes kids get to eat stuff that begins ‘life’ [...]
Tags: Darn Catholics
February 14th, 2012 MoosOfTheDay Last Friday President Obama told Catholics that he ‘compromised’ with the Church by ’caving’ in to the Church’s desire to NOT pay for contraceptives, morning-after abortion pills, and, presumably, out-right genocide of any type. The issue, according to the President, was a matter of interpretation by Catholics and other religious leaders who opposed the legislation as a [...]
Depends…
February 9th, 2012 MoosOfTheDay de·pend [dih-pend] verb (used without object) 1. to rely; place trust (usually followed by on or upon ): You may depend on the accuracy of the report. 2. to rely for support, maintenance, help, etc. (usually followed by on or upon ): Children depend on their parents, just as approximately 50% of households depend upon the [...]
Newer Dogs, Older Tricks
February 6th, 2012 MoosOfTheDay The following post was updated most-recently on December 3, 2011 when the Unemployment Rate ‘Unexpectedly’ fell to 8.5% after the economy had ‘Unexpectedly’ shed 315,000 workers out of the U.S. Workforce. This past week the Bureau of Labor Statistics released the numbers for January. Once again the Unemployment Number fell ‘Unexpectedly’. The most ‘Unexpected’ component of the [...]
A Joke. A Gag. An Ignorant Hag.
February 3rd, 2012 MoosOfTheDay “The Joke” “The Gag” Two morons were walking along railroad tracks in Northern Pennsylvania. After a while of walking and enjoying the sights they came to a train trestle spanning a large river. “You think we should try to cross this here river?” Moron One asks. “Well, if we don’t cross this river, [...]
“Hey Man, You Got the Stuff???” Part II
February 3rd, 2012 MoosOfTheDay LAUSD ‘LA Menu’ Healthy Food Choice Items FRIDAY (THE DAY AFTER THURSDAY)… Tommy says, “Cheech, can you give me a ride into LA? I need to pick up my kid for lunch.” Cheech pulls the Chevy hard to the right and stands on the brakes, “No man, you can’t eat your kid for lunch, that would [...]
“Hey Man, you got the Stuff???”
February 2nd, 2012 MoosOfTheDay “Hey man, you got the stuff?” Tommy asks. “Um, what stuff you talkin’ bout man? I don’t know nothing about no stuff…” Cheech responds. “Come on, you know what I’m talking about – the GOOD stuff. I need it bad man, I got a monkey on my back the size of Paula Deen.” Tommy says. [...]
