DEAR ABBY

Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s with Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,

Lost in DC ————————————————– -

Dear Lost: Stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the SOB for two more years!

Signed, Abby

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5 Responses to “DEAR ABBY”

  1. MadPole says:

    You need to worry about them thighs honey.

  2. USMC-1969 says:

    Abigail Van Buren and her sister Ann Landers always did have a very firm grip on the obvious. :)

  3. Gabriel says:

    Garth…Sounds about right. One more time, I almost ruined my keyboard with coffee.

  4. Gabriel says:

    Mad…I have a couple pictures of Michelle’s “thunder thighs” but am reluctant to run them. When appropriate, I will do so.

  5. Gabriel says:

    USMC…Want I should do an article on Obama’s newest Czar? He is the Minister of Truth guy. Wifey is a prime shaker and mover for Move-On.

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